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Name: Ilaya Thalapathy Dr.Vijay Email: killthepeople@suicide.com
Phone: +919999999999
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Career Object : To make the audience run away from theaters, gradually reduce the normal death rate and increase the suicide deaths.
Experience:
21 years in Tamil Industry.
Junior Artist - 1988 (with 1 hit, 9 flops)
Mass roles- 1989(4 flops)
Lead role- 1996- till date( 4 hits, 46 flops)
Acting Skills:
• Jumping From One Big Building to another in Air (KURUVI)
• Flying from inside the Sea (SURA)
• Going With Lift inside the sea bed.Never ever seen Hollywood flick stunts.(KURUVI) .
• Reaching Finals witjout winnning semifinals(GHILLLI)
• Expected CTC: Min. 5 crores for each film
Achievements: World Record, Limca Record and Pepsi Record in flops
Role Model: My Self and Captain Vijayakanth, the Tiger of Tamil Nadu
Project Details:
1. Bike riding on ground to running Train and go to Pakistan from India with Parachute only.
2. Climbing any mountain with hands.
3. Pulling chair front and catching the runing flight.
Leadership Skills:
• Led a knife to attack the enemy hanging on the plane's shield.(VILLU)
• Special Attraction:
1. Shoot People not only in movie, but outside also
• 2. Having powerful eyes. (AADHI)
3. Senseless talking in functions, interviews
4. Hitting thigh and talking without opening the mouth(PUNCH DIALOGUES)
Personal Details:
Name: Vijay Joseph
Father (uncle)’s name: S.A.Chandrasekaran
Age : 21yrs in Industry
Weight: I Don't know Exactly.
Sex: Interested
Hobbies: I am Not a Man to have Hobbies
Languages known: English ( Eg: One day I went to a library and asked for a book "Psycho The Rapist".The Librarian searched for hours and came back ...slapped me and said,"Idiot, the book is called Psychotherapist ").
DISCLAIMER:
Sorry for the Spelink Micstakes, as don’t know Indian English, I know only foreign English.
Name: Ilaya Thalapathy Dr.Vijay Email: killthepeople@suicide.com
Phone: +919999999999
______________________________________
Career Object : To make the audience run away from theaters, gradually reduce the normal death rate and increase the suicide deaths.
Experience:
21 years in Tamil Industry.
Junior Artist - 1988 (with 1 hit, 9 flops)
Mass roles- 1989(4 flops)
Lead role- 1996- till date( 4 hits, 46 flops)
Acting Skills:
• Jumping From One Big Building to another in Air (KURUVI)
• Flying from inside the Sea (SURA)
• Going With Lift inside the sea bed.Never ever seen Hollywood flick stunts.(KURUVI) .
• Reaching Finals witjout winnning semifinals(GHILLLI)
• Expected CTC: Min. 5 crores for each film
Achievements: World Record, Limca Record and Pepsi Record in flops
Role Model: My Self and Captain Vijayakanth, the Tiger of Tamil Nadu
Project Details:
1. Bike riding on ground to running Train and go to Pakistan from India with Parachute only.
2. Climbing any mountain with hands.
3. Pulling chair front and catching the runing flight.
Leadership Skills:
• Led a knife to attack the enemy hanging on the plane's shield.(VILLU)
• Special Attraction:
1. Shoot People not only in movie, but outside also
• 2. Having powerful eyes. (AADHI)
3. Senseless talking in functions, interviews
4. Hitting thigh and talking without opening the mouth(PUNCH DIALOGUES)
Personal Details:
Name: Vijay Joseph
Father (uncle)’s name: S.A.Chandrasekaran
Age : 21yrs in Industry
Weight: I Don't know Exactly.
Sex: Interested
Hobbies: I am Not a Man to have Hobbies
Languages known: English ( Eg: One day I went to a library and asked for a book "Psycho The Rapist".The Librarian searched for hours and came back ...slapped me and said,"Idiot, the book is called Psychotherapist ").
DISCLAIMER:
Sorry for the Spelink Micstakes, as don’t know Indian English, I know only foreign English.
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