Little John in Maths Class

One day John (A little cute boy... infact bad boy ;-) ) was sitting in his classroom. he felt so boring with his class teacher. He didnt listen the class. Teacher noticed and called "John"

"Yes Madam" he replies.

teacher : I will ask u a question in maths... If 4 birds are sitting in a tree, if u shoot that with a gun, howmany ll be left?

John: If I shoot one of them then all others will fly

teacher: No, John, there will be thre remains left if you shoot one , but I like the way you are thinking.

John: shall i ask u a question?

Teacher: yeah...

John: there are four women coming out of an ice cream parlor, one is licking , one is sucking, one is biting and last one is just holding that icecream. In these who got married ?

Teacher: the one who is sucking the icecream...

John: No  teacher, the one who is having wedding ring in her finger ... But I like the way u r thinking....

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